Can I sneak Super-Glue into the ballpark?

For all I know, it may be allowed.  But if it’s not, maybe I can hide it in an old container of my 20 SPF eye cream. That’s always allowed, they won’t deny anyone their sunblock.

I want to have Super-Glue, because some people need their butts glued to their seats, so as not to annoy others. There were some kids in our row at the NH Fisher Cats game yesterday (Sunday), who were getting up and down every five minutes.  I swear, they must have spent over $200 on food and drink, most of it left, unconsumed, on the floor under their seats.

I wanted to paint some Super-Glue onto their seats when they got up, and then they’d be stuck to their seats and not annoy us again.  I’d so do it if I knew I could get away with it.

Despite that, we were having a nice time at the game, at least until I was harassed on my cell phone by the Arlington, MA Visiting Nurse Service.  As you may know, Mike had just gotten out of the hospital on Saturday, but felt fine enough to go to the game on Sunday.  he never asked for home nursing services, but someone felt he needed them, and went so far as to call MY cell phone when we didn’t answer the landline at home.  Rather than regale the whole saga here, I will refer you to this post on one of my other blogs.  Opens in new tab/window.

I’d really rather not have to shut off my phone at games, because I like to Twitter there, and get Tweets, and I should not be denied this because some people are inconsiderate jerks.

I’m pissed.  The first ball game we’d been to in a while, ruined not just by stupid kids who had no business being there if they could not stay in their seats longer than ten minutes, but rude nurses, as well.