How to punish an annoying husband
I love my husband, but sometimes he makes me want to KILL something! Today I was thinking of doing the following:
- Order some New York Yankees tickets.
- Come baseball season, tell him I have a surprise for him, and make him get all decked out in Red Sox regalia.
- Have him get into the passenger seat of the car, and blindfold him.
- Drive to the Bronx, to Y***** Stadium. Hand him tickets and put him out of the car, tell him he can remove blindfold once he is out of the car.
- Drive away like a bat out of hell, before Y*****s fans start throwing rocks at the car due to its having Red Sox license plates and that Wally the Green Monster sticker.
I don’t think I’d really do this…but if he EVER acts like such a jerk ever again, I’d be sorely tempted!



