I ate this ginormous burger at the West Michigan Whitecaps game…
…and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.
Just kidding, I did NOT eat this burger, nor would I. Read the story: Ballpark Now Selling 5,000-Calorie Burger Packed With Chili and Fritos
Apparently, if you buy one and finish it in one sitting, they give you a T-shirt. Whoopty-doo! I wonder if it is made with the same patterned fabric that they use to make hospital gowns. Because that thing looks like it will land you in the cardiology unit right after you eat it.
I think it looks disgusting, and I wouldn’t even order this burger if it came in a normal size. I like burgers once in a while, but not with that much crap on them.
I saw this on the Fox Morning News this morning, and I stay tuned after the teaser to see what team was doing this. I was wondering if it was the Brockton Rox, they are known for doing crazy gimmicky stuff. But no, not this time.
Still, I think that anyone who finishes this thing deserves more than just a lousy T-shirt. Maybe free tickets? Getting the burger for free? Free health insurance?
Gack. I wonder if Scoreboard Gourmet has heard about this yet. Maybe I should send the link to her…
