…because I just heard, while listening to the Sox/Indians game just now…that Alyssa Milano now has a line of women’s baseball clothing.

As a female baseball fan, I would not be caught dead wearing any of this crap. To me, it just screams, “I just go to ball games because the players have such cute butts.” I HATE HATE HATE women like that, yet I see them all the time.

All of this damned pink baseball crap for women is bad enough…pink caps, pink T-shirts and jerseys, and such. Where is it written, anyway, that ALL women MUST love PINK? I don’t HATE pink, but I don’t feel the need to wear it just because I came with 2 X chromosomes. Sheesh!

I don’t like the women’s baseball clothing that is being sold now, and I like the Alyssa Milano line, what I have seen of it, even less. You can see more of it at MLB.com.

Also, I HATE when I see women wearing *replica* jerseys with player names and numbers on them…and they are PINK! Yeah, right…does anyone really think that someone like Curt Schilling or Big Papi, would really wear a freakin’ PINK jersey? Why is anyone allowed to put these guys’ names on stuff that they would not be willing to wear themselves?

I buy the MEN’S gear, the REAL stuff! It’s less expensive, and it looks cooler. If I’m gonna wear something with David Ortiz’ name and number on it, it’s damned straight gonna be something that Big Papi would wear himself. Not that anything I wear might necessarily fit him, but then again, I like my shirts loose. But I think you get the idea.

The women’s baseball clothing tends to be overpriced and of lower quality than the men’s items. You see, women are only allowed to wear the same shirt once a year, and they have it dry cleaned and it hangs in the closet with 675 other shirts. I have the same opinion about most women’s shoes…even the expensive ones are cheaply made, because yanno that ALL women LOVE shoe-shopping, and aspire to be just like Imelda Marcos in that department.

Not me. I like well-made stuff that I can wear over and over again, stuff that stands up to being washed a lot, and is not ruined should I spill beer on it, or drip ketchup or mustard on it. Only the men’s baseball clothing can offer me that. If I am going to invest in some REAL gear, I will look no further than Tenthman.net…where you can get REAL player replica jerseys, for not much more than this probably flimsy, stupid, pansy-assed Alyssa Milano crap would cost. I reviewed this site (TenthMan) and their products HERE. I so love my custom jersey, and my next purchase from them…very soon…will be a Big Papi road jersey. Big Papi is my favorite player, followed by Kevin Youklis and Jonathan Papelbon.

I also posted HERE about how easy these jerseys are to wash. No expensive trips to the dry cleaner here!

If other women want to buy and wear this crap, that’s their choice. But I still believe that REAL fans don’t wear pink or any other frou-frou designer crap to the game!

Oh…and I happen to be a STRAIGHT woman, in case anyone wants to be an asshat about that. I’m happily married to a man, and I even wear makeup! I just think that frou-frou crap at the ballpark is stupid!